... Cory and Josh ttly saved my ass yesterday. I ALMOST GOT BIT BY A RATTLESNAKE. D8

So Josh grabs the fucking thing (bare hands D8) and beats the living hell out of it.

We ate it that night. IT DIDN'T TASTE BAD BUT HOLY SHIT JOSH YOU ARE INSANE NEVER DO THAT AGAIN OK


Also, he caught me a pet snake to keep. He is vurry nice and quite lazzzyyy. I've named him Bo. But mum won't let me has keep him D8 I HAS TO KEEP HIM OUTSIDE TILL I CAN LET HIM GO D8 Poor Bo D8 HE IS SO CUTE.

Also heisaslongasmyleglolz. I carried him 'round in my coat all day, and people kept going DAWW IS THAT A BBY PUPPY?! And I was like LOLNO *flashes snake*


And they were all HOLYSHIT IT'S A HUGE SNAKE AHHH RATTLES D8

It happened like five times.

Sorry for all the caps, talking to Desu (my friend's nickname) makes me crazy. Also, caffiiieeennnee.



Also, went to a cheeseburgers and liquor (however the feck dat's spelled) party at Zade's haus. This scary 30 year old guy was like... trying to get me to come back to his house. And I was just thinking OHGODYOUAREASOLDASMYFATHERPLZLETGOOFME D8 And he was all hay bby has ya got a boyyyyfwend? *urp* And I was like LOLNO BUT I DO NOT LIKE BOYS AT ALL YOU SEE PLZ LET GO. Apparently Josh was watching and loling the whole time. I was like WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME D8

Buuut in the end Zade saved mah ass. He was all BETH YOU NEED TO COME IN HERE AND SEE SUMFIN RIGHT NOW. So I ran into the other room wif him really fast before the oldish guy could stop me, and Zade was all psssst, come watch Trailer Park Boys wif me, I'll keep him from touchin' you D< And I was like HALP *attaches self*

So we went and were watchin' the Green Bastard wrestle sum peoplez, and then the oldish guy walks in with TWO FECKING JUGS OF WINE. I hate wine D8 And he sits down on the mattress next to me and puts his arm round my waist and is all breathing heavy in my ear and I'm like D8 And Zade is all LOLOLOL and then I hada spastic freakout and fell off the matress to get away from him. And I was like AMSORRY and curled up in an emo ball of fetal terror.

So Zade is all like NEED A CIGARETTE and I followed him outside. And us and uhh... This other weird punk guy were standin' out there, and these drunk people walk by. And Zade and the other guy are all like SATAAAAAAAN!!! at the drunk people. And so one of the drunk chicks is all HOMG WE GOTTA GO MEET YOU SATANPEOPLZZ and they all ran across the street and hugged us.

And then creepy guy came outside for a cigarette and we all ran away from him. IT WAS SORTA FUN HIDING FROM HIM ACTUALLY. But I felt bad, because he went all emo cus I didn't liek him. HE WAS NICE AND ALL BUT HOMG HE WAS SO OLD AND PERVY EW.

So I've decided that I has new favorite people evar, as well as a fangirl crush on both Nate and Zade. Although I'm pretty sure Zade is taken I CAN STILL FANGIRL AT HIM OK.

...Nate is pretty. And they both liek mah hair 8D

WHY DO DRUNK PEOPLE ALWAYS PULL MY HAIR WHEN ITS UP?!

It's funny though, I didn't actually drink anything until the next day, I woke up and grabbed a glass of what LOOKED like water and chugged like half of it. IT WAS VODKA GUISE, EW D8

I don't know how I survived that without throwing up. It burnt T_T And then I was like... drunk for half the day. It was so embarrassing DDD8

Ok, enough of my annoying rambling. Now you all know where I was all weekend.

Also, I think you should all check out this journal made to halp my drawin' skillz0rs out. It has tutorials!

Srsly, Tweak, you're amazing. Thanks so much D8

Also, check out her gallery after you read this journal.


Kay, dat's all. Sorry for the long journal, if you read all that, me love you long tiem 8D